KATHY FLANN
HUMOR
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"I'm Starting to Think I'll Never Break a Chair Over a Trucker in a Roadside Bar" Boston Globe (1/13/2024)
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"If the Muse Had to Fill Out a Performance Self-evaluation", Boston Globe (7/26/2023)
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"Download the Pre-pology™ app today", Boston Globe (4/1/2023)
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"Why Was I So Full of Jokes When My Dad Died?", Washington Post Magazine (12/8/2022)
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The How to Survive a Human Attack series
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"How to Survive a Human Attack: Swamp Monster Makeovers" from Weekly Humorist
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"How to Survive a Human Attack: A Mummy's Decree (Papyrus Edition)" from Monkey Bicycle
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"How to Be an Agreeable Long-Term Alien Guest" from Points in Case
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"How to survive identity theft at Halloween: a guide for witches" for The Baltimore Sun
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"Have You Been Subsumed by a Mad Scientist?" The Halloween Compendium of Terror (anthology), published by Robot Butt, 2022.
Contributions to McSweeney's
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"I Was Social Distancing Before It Went Mainstream, And It's Early Stuff Was Better"
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"For Those About To Rock - Have You Considered All Your Options?"
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"Brood X or Gen X?" (with Adam Selbst)
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Contributions to The Rumpus
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The 7 Best Bloopers from the Literary Canon, Ranked (Illustrated by Emily Flake)
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Contributions to Weekly Humorist
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"Introducing Sedition, a New Hallmark Greeting Card Line!"
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"Introducing “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better!”
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"The Daily Mail: Discomfort With Our Centuries-Old Breeding Program a Sign of Poor Breeding"
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"An Open Letter to my Future Self For Introducing Our Toddler to 'Whoomp, There It Is' by Tag Team"​
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"What You Saw Last Night Was a Natural Expression of Love Between Two People With CPAP Machines"
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"We Are Flowers, and We’re Here to Melt Your Fucking Face Off"
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"How to Live With an Aggressively Comfortable Couch"
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“UPDATED: Health Advisories for Outer Space Visitors”
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“Urgent! It’s Me, Reality. I’m Trying to Get in Touch With You”
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“Zillow Listing for Ted Cruz’s Special Place in Hell”
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Contributions to Slackjaw
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"Tips To Prepare Yourself For The Rubber Band Man"
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"The 3 Little Pig Property Brothers"
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“Steely Dan Life Hacks: Tips Any Major Dude Will Tell You”
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“Kohl’s Said It Was My LAST CHANCE to Save 20% -- now my family is missing”
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Contributions to The Belladonna Comedy
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"Will You Rate Your Recent Exchange with a Redhead?"
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"MLB Legal: Ballpark Protocols for Fans Who Are Unhappy/Don’t Know It"
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Contributions to Greener Pastures
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"Stop Shushing Me! YOU Shush!: An Editorial Inspired by Tucker Carlson"
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"Based on the Compliments People Yell When I Walk My Dog, I Am Killing It!”
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Next Door poetry series
(Recipient of Honorable Mention in the 22nd Annual Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest)
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"List: The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest" (Points in Case)
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"The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digent" (TwoFiftyOne)​
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“The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest” (Light Poetry Magazine)
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"The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest" (The Museum of Americana)
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"The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest" (The Haven)
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"The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest" (Greener Pastures)
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Other Humor Items
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"Quiz: Parents from Gen X or Brood X?" (Frazzled)
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"New Study Suggests “Celtic Punk” Not a Thing" (The Haven)
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“Quiz: Reflections on the TV Show Lost or 2020?” (Wry Times)
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“Top New Year’s Picks for the Solo Celebrator from the Sharper Mirage Catalog” (Humor Darling)
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"K-TEL PRESENTS The Incredible Offers Made to Women in Songs!" (Southern Humanties Review)
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“This is a Test of the LAST NERVE Emergency Alert System”(Points in Case)