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How to Survive a Human Attack
A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters


Mentioned in the New York Times Wirecutter - Gifts We Want to Give!

"As a cyborg manufactured in 2067 and sent back in time to KILL ALL HUMANS, I found the advice in Flann's book invaluable in blending in with the puzzling society of today. Since reading it, I know not to leak milky fluid when I get aggravated, and I’ve even had moderate success with online dating!"

         -Dan Vebber, Co-executive producer, The Simpsons and Futurama

"As a member of the walking undead, nothing ruins my day quite like some yahoo pulping my noggin with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Thank goodness How to Survive a Human Attack is here to help me avoid detection while doggedly roaming the earth seeking the human brains I crave."

         -Rich Dahm, Co-executive producer, The Colbert Report

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